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katespadeny:

we’’ve been known to try and fit cash, keys, cards and lipstick (and five black pens… and two paperback books…and a spare pair of flats) into our work purse all at one time. our designers heard our plea and created the hanover street charee. (phew!)

katespadeny:

we’’ve been known to try and fit cash, keys, cards and lipstick (and five black pens… and two paperback books…and a spare pair of flats) into our work purse all at one time. our designers heard our plea and created the hanover street charee. (phew!)

1 day ago
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caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

(via agentb14)

2 days ago
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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via maryalidu)

1 day ago
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purrprinthom:

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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the comic is killing me

(Source: cremebun, via muddy09)

1 day ago
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Listening to a band recommended by the feller I fancy as I study for my physiology midterm tomorrow and cursing the fact that he even has good taste in music.

2 days ago
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viviku:

gothfabio:

ricktimus:

Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.

also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that

it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny

general banter is the best way to write dialogue

(via lifeispandemic)

2 days ago
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