this was such an important moment in world history
This is the funniest sketch in sketch comedy history
“After Prince beat you in basketball then what happened?”
“He took us inside and fed us pancakes.”
My last business meeting as an active and the last time I’ll probably get to see this little guy. Proud to have been a part of bringing our chapter mascot back and let him be part of our daily lives. #aflacduck #aphio #azk
Maggie remembers the war.
This calls for a #DogsOfCracked cute-off. Briscoe says take this:
And Christina H’s pooch Frobolome enters the rumble…
This is Stormageddon “Craig” Harrison, and he likes to party.
All you motherfuckers brought “sweet” to a Cute Fight.
That was taken after a trip to the dog park, which we take EVERY SINGLE MORNING, even when I’m hungover, which is LOTS. He plays with his dog-friends and if no one else is there, we do WIND SPRINTS to keep us both SHARP. I am Dog Mom Supreme.
Neutrino wonders at the disproportionate number of non-cats among Cracked writers’ pets. I mean we’re meant to be working on the internet.
This is my plant. I don’t know what kind it is. It gets too much sun, or not enough or something. Anyway, it’s dying, but in a cute way.
This is my t-rex. I gave him a cape and a hammer and named him Tyrannothorus. He is the tyrant lizard king of thunder and lightning.
So a bunch of us are on Tumblr and sometimes we post cute dog/cat/plant/Tyrannothorus pics.
Apparently the rough draft of this 9 page paper only has to be 6 pages and oh my God it’s like you want me to stop caring and procrastinate more.